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Posted by Brad Pineau on August 26th, 2003 at 8:16 pm AST [16124 views]
An old man turns 85, and his long time friends decide to chip in and buy him a prostitute for his birthday... to try and excite things up a bit.
The prostitute comes to the old man's room at the senior's home, and says to him: "I'm going to give you super sex!"
The old man looks at her, thinks a minute, and responds: "Well in that case, I guess I'll take the soup." [75 replies]
Posted by Brad Pineau on October 10th, 2003 at 12:05 am AST [4064 views] What's the difference between an engineer and a computer scientist?
An engineer thinks there's 1000 bytes in a kilobyte, and a computer scientist thinks there's 1024 meters in a kilometer. [37 replies]
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